| “ | I've been alive since the beginning of time, Jack… You can't expect me to keep track of every little detail. | „ |
| ~ Gary to Jack Horner, Jack of Fables #32 — "The Book of Revelations: The Books of War, Volume Five" |
The Pathetic Fallacy, preferring the name 'Gary', is a Literal, a type of beings who are the anthropomorpic personification's of literary concepts. In Gary's case he embodies the concept that attributing of human emotion and conduct to inhuman things — the literal anthropomorphic personification of anthropomorphic personification. He first appears in Jack of Fables #1 — "The Long Hard Fall of Hollywood Jack."
History
The Pathetic Fallacy is one of the Literals and many, many millennia old. He is also very powerful, but he remembers very little of his long life as his mind had been destroyed by Mr. Revise and his memory hole. Everybody seems to know him or of him, although he rarely knows anyone. The following are bit a few highlights of his amazing adventures!
The Pathetic Fallacy spent many a year as a minor staff worker at the Golden Boughs retirement home for Fables managed by Mr. Revise, his grandson. Prior to losing his memory he somehow fathered two sons, Kevin Thorn (father of Mr. Revise) and Writer's Block.
He is thus also the grandfather of the Bookburner and great-grandfather to the Page sisters (Hillary, Priscilla and Robin). He sometimes appears to be aware of his family connections, but most of the time not.
When Jack of the Tales was brought into captivity at the retirement home the Pathetic Fallacy soon befriended him and took the new name of Gary for himself. When there was a prison break Gary followed Jack into freedom and adventure as his informal sidekick.
The duo ended up in Las Vegas where Gary entered a romantic relationship with a mannequin named Noelle, animated by his own power, but whom he couldn't understand anyway. Jack married Holly Wagner, though Holly and her father Maurice were soon killed in an exploding car, as arranged by criminal rivals.
The rivals were led by Lady Luck who then Jack and Gary confronted, ran a ruse against and got her apprehended at the Golden Boughs.
The duo then left for the Grand Canyon, and Noelle was left alive as a real, living human being in Las Vegas. Priscilla Page, Mr. Revise's daughter, had tracked them down and in the struggle than ensued all of them got stuck down in the canyon.
There they met Merlin who stuck the sword of Excalibur into Jack's chest, seemingly permanently, with Gary reasoning that it was an effect of Jack being at the centre of stories. Down there they soon ran into Wicked John, and Gary soon revealed, in an unusual lucid sense, that Jack of the Tales was, in fact, a copy of Wicked John.
Jack then reasoned that the sword actually belonged in Wicked John, pulled it out and stuck it into John instead. Wicked John's old friend Raven, the Native American Fable, soon showed up too, and he helped them all out of the canyon except for Wicked John – Raven had earlier been instructed by his spirit guide to befriend the copy, and had thus in error befriended Wicked John.
Raven, realizing his mistake at the words of Gary, now switched over to join the entourage of Jack instead. They left the badly damaged Priscilla in civilization and then Gary, Jack and Raven moved on.
The three crossed dimensions over to the land of Americana in search for a treasure the map to which they had seen tattooed on the "Cannon from Colchester," another escaped Fable.
They fought and encountered a pursuing Hillary Page, the Bookburner (Mr. Revise's brother) and his cohorts Natty Bumppo and Slue-Foot-Sue, but found the treasure and escaped. The Bookburner soon arranged a massive attack on the Golden Boughs, and Jack showed up just in time to lead the Fables and Mr. Revise's folks against the invaders as the world's first six-star general.
After a hard day of warfare Gary had enough and fought back using animated mountains, houses and so on until a sniper got him. This feat had saved them enough time to evacuate everyone out from Golden Boughs and then, at Jack's recommendation, release three captive apocalyptic mountain spirits from within the mountai.
These spirits — Wy‘east, Loowit and Klickitat — destroyed everything by raising a volcano before disappearing, leaving the Bookburner with nothing.
When Gary's son, Kevin Thorn, went insane and intent on destroying creation, the Fables gathered and fought a war against him and other Literals.
During this time Gary joined the Fable known as Bigby Wolf for a while as a sidekick. Then Bigby was turned into a little girl by Kevin Thorn and he hated being called cute by Gary.
After Jack of the Tales' son Jack Frost II turned up Kevin Thorn was defeated and the Literals were banished into another dimension, as provided by the Literal Deus ex Machina.
With unusual clarity Gary refused to join them, knowing that another Patheric Fallacy would be created among his brothers should one be needed, but this cost him all of his powers. Rejoining Jack they continued their travels.
However, greedily keeping the treasure they had found earlier, refusing to spend a penny of it, Jack of the Tales slowly turned into a dragon. Gary, loyal to a fault, hid Jack in a cave along the gold. Gary regularly fetched Jack cows to eat and even entered a romantic relationship with a woman to get more cows to Jack.
Eventually, Jack Frost II, now a great adventurer, turned up to kill the dragon, never realizing that it was his own father. In a major battle involving most of the Fables in the series most of them were killed. In a final defensive action Gary protected Jack with the Excalibur that Wicked John had brought to the fray.
When the Excalibur crossed blades with the Fulminate Blade of Jack Frost II both swords were destroyed, and Jack Frost II proceeded to shoot down Gary, which seemingly ended him as he was now powerless.
At the end of the universe, Jack uses his reality-warping powers as a Literal and resurrects Gary to his Hell, and asks his help to use his powers to turn his Hell into another universe where he is a God-King, right after writing down all the specifications and details of it in paper. Gary accepts, and the two now enjoy their new lives in their new universe.[1]
Personality
Gary is impressionable, warm-hearted and timid and really a nice guy. He is also loyal like a little puppy and always tries to do everything legally, even though he is very easily fooled into thinking otherwise. Evil, naughtiness, criminal actsand so on do upset him.
He is utterly naive and sex talks make him squirmy and hyperventilating. Gary believes that having sex (or as he refers to it "special grownup time") is automatically followed by marriage and how he himself has managed to sire children is a mystery.
Most of his emotions are clearly visible in his face, and people are often taken back by the ferocity of his personality when he has had enough and gets truly upset. When he shouts in anger even the clouds (now with eyes and mouth) tremble!
Gary's major drawbacks are his memory and weak intellect. Most of the time he doesn't remember anything at all about his life, his origin or his purpose, but his memory sometimes returns exactly when it's needed the most (as if it were a literature genre concept). In other words, he has semi-lucid states at times but is otherwise pretty much an imbecile.
He likes show tunes and has a good singing voice. He often talks to inanimate objects around him which thus become animate. Gary believes that the objects that he animates are as human as he himself is, and thus won't abuse them in any way.
In fact, he once had a girlfriend that actually was an animated mannequin, and whose emotions he couldn't quite understand!
Gary really doesn't like to hurt others except perhaps when he has had enough. He is actually afraid of guns and if ever forced to use one himself he will just point with it and shout ratatata-ratatata! Loyal to a fault he is always there for his friends like Jack.
When lucid he will have quite a commanding presence even with such strong personages as Mr. Revise.
Being one of the Literals, he is fully adept at literary and narrative analysis. The problem is that he won't remember any of it most of the time, or what he himself really personifies.
Physical appearance
The Pathetic Fallacy is a small, frail-looking man with a brownish beard and moustache and long uncut hair, which is sometimes kept in a ponytail. He is also balding and usually wears very cheap clothing such as a track jacket, tennis shoes etc. Kind at heart he has a smile to offer most folks.
Powers and abilities
- Immortality: Like all Literals, Gary is allegedly immortal and extremely difficult to kill permanently. If he is destroyed completely he will likely be reborn immediately in another dimension beginning life anew with no memory of his old life.
- Animation: As Gary's name as a Literal, the Pathetic Fallacy, suggests, he can attribute and conduct human emotions to all aspects of nature, thus temporarily animating any and all objects as he desires. Such objects are fully anthropomorphized like in animated cartoons complete with eyes and mouth, and while they may not talk aloud (although Gary may hear them talk in his mind) Gary can verbally instruct them in what they should be doing, and they will then proceed to carry out his commands. There is actually no real limit to the size of objects to be animated, and thus he carries great power with this odd ability. Gary has made it clear that only Mundy objects will talk with him. However, he still regularly and consistently used his abilities in the Fableland of Americana – perhaps Americana is not part of the traditional Fable lands.
- Persuasion: Furthermore, Gary has a hidden, but very powerful verbal command in that the can persuade most Mundies, Literals (such as Mr. Revise) and Fables (such as Jack of the Tales and Wicked John) into practically anything if he really wants to. He can also use this ability to communicate with objects animated by a foreign hand (such as animated guard statues), and despite it going against their programming they will intently listen to his wishes. He very rarely uses this ability as it most of the time is not appropriate to the story at hand, instead appearing meek, slow, forgetful and naive.
Weaknesses
- Mental state: Gary isn't very bright and tends to be an obedient "sidekick" who follows Jack Horner around. His mind is also further warped due to Mr. Revise' powers. But there were times where his intellect and vast knowledge would return to him (mostly for the purpose of exposition).
- Weak stature: Physically, Gary is but a weak little man and while easy to knock out he is, supposedly, very hard to kill permanently.